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CUM SA TE PREZINTI...:D

Doi barbati calatoreau in acelasi compartiment al unui tren

La un moment dat, unul din ei decide ca ar fi frumos sa se prezinte. Acesta isi aduna mucii in gura si scuipa

direct spre fata celuilalt. In ultimul moment, flegma ia o curba si il ocoleste pe barbat. Mandru de aceasta realizare, proprietarul flegmei se prezinta:

- Ion! Flegmar profesionist.

Cel de-al doilea il scuipa pe Ion fix intre ochi

si spune:

- Gheorghe! Incepator...

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