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TU VROAI SA MANCAM SANATOS...

Un mos si o baba, sot si sotie mor intr-un accident si ajung in Rai. Acolo ingerul de serviciu ii duce pe o plaja plina de palmieri si cu o casa superba si le spune: - Acum tot ce aveti de facut in Rai este sa stati aici si sa va bucurati de toate. Mosul se intoarce catre baba si ii zice: - Vezi ce proasta ai fost? Puteam sa fim aici de 10 ani dar nuuuuu... tu vroiai sa mancam sanatos!

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